Horror parody trailers of non-horror enterprises are having a moment, and this just proves we're at critical mass: A "Frozen" horror trailer is finally here. Step aside, Danny Tanner.

Watch as Elsa's magical powers are interpreted as homicidal attacks. They're even cuter, somehow! Makes you wonder if actual movie serial killers would feel liberated by the messages of "Frozen." Let it go, Freddy Krueger! Conceal, don't feel, Candyman!