The New York Times is doing a series on "Saturday Night Live" performers' auditions, and Fred Armisen's story is pretty cute. Can you imagine getting a call letting you know you've just been hired as an "SNL" cast member? Let's write up that scene right now, rehearse it, and take it in to Lorne Michaels.

(via New York Times)

Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.