Here are some other ideas for punk rock names: Peter Sewage, Reggie Waste, Billy Slop, Steve Offal, Benedict Muck. To the ghost of Malcolm McLaren, you can have those for free.

I would absolutely watch an entire Ian Rubbish movie -- so get on it already, Hollywood.

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Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.