Ugh, Lady Grantham is the worst wizard ever. I mean, come on, she has the dresses for wizardry, and the hair, and especially the hats. And that accent is tres wizard chic. So when is she going to start casting spells, already?

"We are witches, my dear, which can be a good deal more effective."

(via The Onion)

Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.