Fall in love with this kid dancing wildly on 'India's Got Talent'
Look, if I could be guaranteed to have a kid as amazing as this one, I would go out and get pregnant immediately. But you never know, do you? You could end up stuck with a boring little tyke with no viral YouTube capabilities at all.
So for now, I'll just stick to dog ownership. And continue to pay for their canine dance lessons.
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