Consiglieri Realty isn't like other real estate companies. Because they will do whatever it takes to get you into the house of your dreams, even if that house happens to be occupied by another family. Muahahahaha.

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Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.