When "Armageddon" was released in theaters in 1998, one might have thought audiences were done with asteroid movies. After all, "Deep Impact" had just come out two months before. But never underestimate the power of Michael Bay to inexplicably be a box office draw despite little to no care for things like pacing or plot.

CinemaSins took a bullet (in space) for the team and counted up everything wrong with this film. But I take umbrage with the sentencing. I grew up in that town and quite frankly, haven't they suffered enough lately?

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Mom. Wife. Geek. Gamer. Feminist. Writer. Sarcastic. Succinct. Donna has been writing snark for the Internet in one form or another for almost a decade. She has a lot of opinions, mostly on science-fiction, fantasy, feminism, and Sailor Moon. Follow her on Twitter (@MildlyAmused) for more of all these things.