While watching this video, I tried to remember the plot of "Inception," and realized that I couldn't. Leonardo DiCaprio is hired to implant a dream in the mind of a bad guy, but then he remembers his dead wife so he tattoos a bunch of stuff all over his body?

It looks like Ellen Page and I are on the same... ahem, page here.

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Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for Crushable.com, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.