We are gathered here today to pay our respects to Aubrey Plaza's Emmys dress. A long, lacy, spooky thing that makes Aubrey look like the Madame of a brothel full of witches ("American Horror Story" Season 3 spoiler, perhaps?), or the most glamorous woman at the funeral.

Aubrey is always oozing with So! Much! Angst!, and I'm only disappointed she didn't accessorize with a Ouija Board.

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Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for Crushable.com, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.