It's January 18th, which means that approximately 85% of all New Year's resolutions have been broken. But don't feel bad if you fall into that group, for you are not alone! Drake, Taran Killam, Jay Pharoah and Sasheer Zamata are all quitters too. So rejoice, and do the "Resolution Revolution"!

Anyone else feel bad for Jay Pharoah's sex doll?

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Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.