As I always suspected, Jane Seymour is absolutely terrifying. Not even kidding! I'm trembling right now.

Welcome to the dark, sociopathic world of "Dr. Quinn, Morphine Woman," an update of the beloved '90s drama series for the "Netflix generation" that is not at all like "Breaking Bad." Nope, no similarities. None. Hey, isn't that Skinny Pete?

Back to Jane Seymour. Did you ever see the episode of "My Life on the D-List" where she got visibly annoyed with Kathy Griffin? Haunting.

(Funny or Die)

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A former contributor to sites including MTV's The Backlot and Bloody-Disgusting, Chris Eggertsen worked in film development before indulging his love of pop culture writing full time. He specializes in horror, the intersection of social issues and entertainment and Howard Stern. He's on Twitter @HitFixChris.