Cracked's hilarious 'If Disney Cartoons Were Historically Accurate': Watch
Daughter-wives, baby corpses and the plague await this fairytale princess
Chris Eggertsen | Wednesday, May 22, 2013 2:36 AM
In the latest gleefully-twisted video from the team over at Cracked.com, the beloved Disney fairytale genre receives a liberal infusion of baby corpses, bear torture, potty humor, Jews reimagined as chirpy forest critters and "thief hand"-adorned Jesus statues, all wrapped up in a song-and-dance number performed by an anti-Semitic version of Belle from "Beauty and the Beast." Aren't you happy you came here?
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