Disney+Cartoons+Were+Historically+Accurate&demand_rvbg=&adPartner=Adap&demand_continuous_play=1&demand_page_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.cracked.com%2Fvideo_18579_if-disney-songs-were-historically-accurate.html&demand_uihex=FFD000&demand_content_id=18579&COMPANION_DIV_ID=adaptv_ad_companion_div&demand_site_id=CRCC&demand_rvpip=0&sitename=Cracked.com&comscore_c3=7290858&demand_cat=Movies+%26+TV&demand_autoplay=0&ADPTAG=GoodNeighbor&video_title=If+Disney+Cartoons+Were+Historically+Accurate&demand_content_sourcekey=cracked.com&KEY=DemandMediacracked&skin=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn-i.dmdentertainment.com%2FDMVideoPlayer%2Fplayerskin.swf&demand_show_replay=true&ADAPTAG=&CATEGORIES=Movies+%26+TV&source=http%3A%2F%2Fi.crackedcdn.com%2Fphpimages%2Fvideos%2F7%2F7%2F9%2F180779_758X426.mp4&URL=http%3A%2F%2Fi.crackedcdn.com%2Fphpimages%2Fvideos%2F7%2F7%2F9%2F180779_758X426.mp4&demand_preroll=false&demand_iconurl=http%3A//i-beta.crackedcdn.com/ui/shared/images/global/icons/Video_Cracked.png&ID=18252&demand_related=1&demand_preroll_source=http%3A//i-beta.crackedcdn.com/ui/shared/resources/Pre-Roll1b_cr.swf&demand_icontext=Watch%20more%20videos%20at%20Cracked.com%20America%27s%20only%20humor%20site.&v=3.0.6.f&wa_vemb=1" />
 

In the latest gleefully-twisted video from the team over at Cracked.com, the beloved Disney fairytale genre receives a liberal infusion of baby corpses, bear torture, potty humor, Jews reimagined as chirpy forest critters and "thief hand"-adorned Jesus statues, all wrapped up in a song-and-dance number performed by an anti-Semitic version of Belle from "Beauty and the Beast." Aren't you happy you came here?

Twitter: @HitFixChris

Chris-eggertsen-med
A former contributor to sites including MTV's The Backlot and Bloody-Disgusting, Chris Eggertsen worked in film development before indulging his love of pop culture writing full time. He specializes in horror, the intersection of social issues and entertainment and Howard Stern. He's on Twitter @HitFixChris.