The other team is a mangy, tattered, ragtag group of shabby black-sheep rascals! Plus, one of them is a girl. Which, in 90s movie terms, means they're definitely walking away with the first-place pennant trophy cup. Try not to cry as they high-five their way through the closing credits.
(via Cracked)
Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.