Christopher Meloni is only the hottest single noun I know. Literally the most attractive noun. If you gathered all the nouns you know into one room and ranked them by hotness, Chris would have a little Minnie Pearl tag on his hat reading "#1."
And it's a testament to his attractiveness that we still find him so hot after hearing him voice a character in the old family sitcom "Dinosaurs." Dinos with family problems! Genius.
In other news: I would pay money to hear Chris say with a full Baby Sinclair voice, "I'm Meloni, gotta love me!"
2015 | Adventure | GSummary: Fun and talented animal fairy Fawn believes you can't judge a book by its cover, or an animal by its fangs, so she befriends a huge and mysterious creature known as the NeverBeast. While Tinkerbell and her friends aren't so sure about this scary addition to Pixie Hollow, the elite Scout Fairies s...Director: Steve Loter
Cast: Mae Whitman, Ginnifer Goodwin, Lucy Liu, Raven-Symoné
2003 | Animation | GSummary: When the gang from the Hundred Acre Wood begin a honey harvest, young Piglet is excluded and told that he is too small to help. Feeling inferior, Piglet disappears and his pals Eeyore, Rabbit, Tigger, Roo and Winnie the Pooh must use Piglet's scrapbook as a map to find him. In the process they di...Director: Francis Glebas
Cast: John Fiedler, Jim Cummings, Andre Stojka, Kath Soucie
2000 | Family | PGSummary: Animated story of two con men whose dreams of gold seem to come true thanks to a map to the legendary city of El Dorado. When they arrive, however, they find their dishonest ambitions challenged by the unexpected allure of Mayan society.Director: Bibo Bergeron, Will Finn
Cast: Kevin Kline, Kenneth Branagh, Rosie Perez
2004 | Western | TV-MASummary: Profane, violent, and often hilarious, this is the story of the old west as you've never seen it, with Timothy Olyphant (Justified) and Ian McShane (Sexy Beast) as opposing forces in a growing outpost town.Director: David Milch (creator)
Cast: Timothy Olyphant, Ian McShane, Molly Parker
1954 | Adventure | GSummary: Kirk Douglas and James Mason star in the classic adaptation of Jules Verne's underwater tale of the advanced submarine, the Nautilus and its stubborn Captain Nemo.Director: Richard Fleischer
Cast: Kirk Douglas, James Mason, Paul Lukas
1977 | Fantasy | GSummary: What can two little mice possibly do to save an orphan girl who's fallen into evil hands? With a little cooperation and faith in oneself, anything is possible! As members of the mouse-run International Rescue Aid Society, Bernard and Miss Bianca respond to orphan Penny's call for help. The two mi...Director: John Lounsbery, Wolfgang Reitherman, Art Stevens
Cast: Bob Newhart, Eva Gabor, Geraldine Page, Joe Flynn
2009 | Comedy | NRSummary: The US President and the UK Prime Minister are looking to launch a war in the Middle East. The plot follows government officials and advisers in their behind-the-scenes efforts either to promote the war or prevent it. Spinal Tap meets Strangelove. A satirical demolition of Whitehall and Washingto...Director: Armando Iannucci
Cast: Peter Capaldi, Tom Hollander, Gina McKee, James Gandolfini
1986 | Crime | RSummary: A high school kid kills his girlfriend, but when the crime is revealed to his friends, they decide not to tell the cops. Keanu Reeves has an early role in this dark and sometimes blackly comic teen tale.Director: Tim Hunter
Cast: Crispin Glover, Keanu Reeves, Ione Skye
2011 | Adventure | PG-13Summary: There is a new criminal mastermind at large--Professor Moriarty--and not only is he Holmes’ intellectual equal, but his capacity for evil and lack of conscience may give him an advantage over the detective.Director: Guy Ritchie
Cast: Robert Downey Jr., Jude Law, Jared Harris, Noomi Rapace
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