Guess how Chloe Sevigny, a.k.a. comedian Drew Droege, pronounces "independence." You can't.
Just watch Drew Droege bedazzle you as a very weird, nearly incomprehensible Chloe Sevigny. Please just do it.
It's the Fourth of July and Chloe (pronounced Khlowwaaayyyeeeii) is here to tell you how she celebrates. You will gawk and shout.