If famed Chicago parole-violator, sometime-rapper and full-time virulent misogynist Chief Keef threatened to "Smack The Shit out" of you on Twitter after you dissed one of his songs, and your home address was easily accessed via Star Map, well, you'd grovel your ever-loving heart out too. Indeed, that was exactly the strategy employed by Katy Perry this evening after the pop star inadvertently drew ire from the Interscope emcee/murder suspect when she tweeted a negative comment about his latest frightening single, "Hate Bein' Sober."





Oh, fuck, fuck! Backpedal, Katy, backpedal....

Mr. Keef! I'm sorry if I offended you. I heard a lot of people guesting on the song & didn't even know it was you in particular. Actually...

— Katy Perry (@katyperry) May 24, 2013



Katy Perry = the new poster-child for unabashed self-preservation.

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