If famed Chicago parole-violator, sometime-rapper and full-time virulent misogynist Chief Keef threatened to "Smack The Shit out" of you on Twitter after you dissed one of his songs, and your home address was easily accessed via Star Map, well, you'd grovel your ever-loving heart out too. Indeed, that was exactly the strategy employed by Katy Perry this evening after the pop star inadvertently drew ire from the Interscope emcee/murder suspect when she tweeted a negative comment about his latest frightening single, "Hate Bein' Sober."





Oh, fuck, fuck! Backpedal, Katy, backpedal....



Katy Perry = the new poster-child for unabashed self-preservation.

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A former contributor to sites including MTV's The Backlot and Bloody-Disgusting, Chris Eggertsen worked in film development before indulging his love of pop culture writing full time. He specializes in horror, the intersection of social issues and entertainment and Howard Stern. He's on Twitter @HitFixChris.