Out of all the things I could possibly spend my time on, my number one dream project is to do "Dancing with the Stars" recaps with my grandmother. She's a huge fan of the show and has so very many things to say about it, all total gems. But every time I bring the idea up to Grams, she demures and laughs and asks me what "blogging" means, again, and also, didn't I go to college?

A man with a YouTube channel called pixelspersecond got luckier than I ever have. His adorable mother had never seen "The Matrix," so he watched it with her and later recorded Mom explaining the plot. According to her, it's a movie about a man named Neo who sometimes goes by Leo and his adventures dodging trains while hiding his possible bisexuality from a black man named Moshimo.

Also, she thinks Tom Bergeron is very handsome and wonders if Karina Smirnoff might be Jewish.

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Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for Crushable.com, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.