Congrats to Shakira, the only person on Earth who could release a hit song called "Objection (Tango)," on becoming the most famous Facebook celebrity. The Colombian songstress just racked up her 100 millionth Facebook fan, and that means it's time to celebrate.

Enjoy this gallery of Shakira's weirdest "sexy" video moments. Because as much as Shakira likes being sultry, she also likes baffling everybody with bizarre antics. God, I love her.