Watch this Vine video just posted by comedian and former "Whitney" actor Chris D'Elia and tell me it isn't the greatest thing you have ever seen. I feel so strongly about the wonderfulness of this that I'm offering a time-back guarantee. If you don't absolutely love it, I will come over to your house and perform any 6-second task of your choosing. For example:

- I will brush one of your teeth.

- I will wash a single dirty fork.

- I will change the channel for you (but not to sports or anything weird like that).

- I will open a soda.

- I will Instagram your dinner (but there won't be time to pick a filter).

- I will scratch your little gun puppy behind his ears.

 Also? I promise I don't just love this because Chris is shirtless.

Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.