Aaron Paul did not write you a note on a napkin. Aaron Paul wrote someone else a note on a napkin. He did not give you life advice. He gave a totally separate human who is not you life advice. Aaron Paul called someone, someone who is not you, "friend," and you are weeping at the unfairness of it all.

This other person is a fella named Jonnie who waited on Aaron at his restaurant in Texas. Upon finding out that Jonnie is a huge "Breaking Bad" fan, Jesse Pinkman scribbled the missive below on a cocktail napkin. And waiter Jonnie gets to keep it forever, and you don't.

(via Dlisted)

Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for Crushable.com, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.