Here's the problem with "Better Call Saul," the recently-announced "Breaking Bad" spinoff about Walt's lawyer, Saul Goodman: that title isn't a pun. Which renders it pretty much worthless. Pure. Trash. But don't you worry -- we've got got all the punny spinoffs you could possibly want right here.

So, did we leave anything out? "Claking Phrad" seemed a little esoteric.

Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.