"Bill, over here! Over here, Bill, over here! Turn around! Bill, you're going the wrong way. Please turn around, I'm over here. Oh my god, I will never understand comedy." - What I'm surprised Jay Leno didn't say.

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Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for Crushable.com, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.