The fact that Beyonce manages to remain poised and dignified while her beautiful golden locks are being viciously accosted by the blades of a turbo-powered fan is further proof that she is a better breed of human than the rest of us. One might wish to point out the irony of a circular machine adhering itself to the top of Beyonce's head in the middle of the song "Halo," but I'm choosing to focus on how awesomely the singer handled the situation.

For example, this Instagram photo she posted after the incident, with some adjustments to the "Halo" lyrics:

(via Gawker)

Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.