I called being Drive-Thru Skeleton Guy for Halloween first, so don't you dare steal my idea! Instead of candy, you can drop French fries and chicken nuggets into my bag, or, alternately, directly down my gullet.

Best prank of all time.

(via Rats Off!)

Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for Crushable.com, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.