Yogurt the Pirate Dog is an adorable female chihuahua with one eye and an inspiring attitude (sample quote: "My life is not perfect but I am still grateful"), and she wants you to follow her on Instagram. Also, Yogurt says not to worry about that silly ol' government shutdown because aww look, she's wearing a little miniature tiara!

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Yogurt the Pirate Dog

 

Yogurt the Pirate Dog

 

Yogurt the Pirate Dog

 

Yogurt the Pirate Dog

 

Yogurt the Pirate Dog

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A former contributor to sites including MTV's The Backlot and Bloody-Disgusting, Chris Eggertsen worked in film development before indulging his love of pop culture writing full time. He specializes in horror, the intersection of social issues and entertainment and Howard Stern. He's on Twitter @HitFixChris.