You may think that superheroes, super-villains, and super-persons of the general variety need no introduction, but it simply isn't true! These spandex-and-cape attired folk require the most dramatic introductions of all. We've compiled them into a single super-intro, so get your handshakes and business cards ready.

Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.