You guys, Spock has total Vulcan control over his digestion. Okay? That's why he's gonna win the pie-eating contest. It's so obvious. My god, you people have no no common sense when it comes to the weird characters on "Breaking Bad" trying to explain their "Star Trek" fan fiction.

(via Nerdist)

Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.