Oh, what trickery! But really, can't the people of Hollywood Boulevard recognize a "Bachelor" when they see one? I mean, look at that $300 haircut, and that perfectly manicured chest. And that cardigan over a sexy but nonthreatening button-down? This is certainly no mere mortal. This, my friends, is a reality TV star.

These "I Witness News" segments are always so funny. Jimmy Kimmel, you get a rose for sure.

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Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for Crushable.com, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.