Not a cute compass:


A cute compass:

Not a cute compass:

A very cute compass:

Congratulations, Kim and Kanye. Your daughter is both adorable and capable of indicating North.


Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.