The question on everyone's mind is: who will be cast as the smiling pile of shit? I have some suggestions, but I'm going to keep them to myself in case that little guy's life rights are still available.

The spin-offs will be endless!

Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.