Let's face it: Andrew Garfield's Spider-Man is way hotter than Tobey Maguire's Spider-Man. You know it. I know it. We all know it. Just admit it and move on. Speaking of which, Andrew Garfield is hosting "SNL" this weekend with musical guest Coldplay, and in the lead-up he and Bobby Moynihan have dropped some adorable promos in which Andrew realizes with a slowly-dawning horror that his episode will never be as good as Emma Stone's was. Can their relationship survive this?

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A former contributor to sites including MTV's The Backlot and Bloody-Disgusting, Chris Eggertsen worked in film development before indulging his love of pop culture writing full time. He specializes in horror, the intersection of social issues and entertainment and Howard Stern. He's on Twitter @HitFixChris.