Laugh all you want, but when the Apocalypse finally comes, I'm going over to Honey Boo Boo's house. Thanks to June Shannon's unbelievable dedication to extreme couponing, that household has enough toilet paper and non-perishable snacks to both last a lifetime and creep all the zombies out so much they hobble immediately off into the other direction. Right into the waiting flesh of the "Duck Dynasty" family.


Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.