Take heart, Siobhan Riley of Michigan's WJRT news team: for the penis you accidentally drew in front of your entire viewing audience was actually a pretty nice one. Goodly sized, relatively straight, and with one whole testicle and half of another one. So really, things could have been worse. You could have drawn a curved, stumpy little dick, and then you never would have been able to show your face in public again.

(via Gawker)

Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for Crushable.com, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.