Father's Day is coming up on Sunday -- did you get your old man a gift? As long as your pops is less shitty than these horrifying dads from cinema history, you really should get him something. Even if it's just a nice card that says, "Thank you for not being Royal Tenenbaum. And bonus points for never accidentally shrinking me down to the size of an ant with your homemade electromagnetic ray gun."

Spoiler: One of these terrible dads is Darth Vader.

Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for Crushable.com, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.