Kuzma is a cat. He showed up on the front steps of a library in Novorossiysk, Russia one day with a resume clutched in his paw. The resume read, "I am a cat."

Based on that qualification, the library decided to hire Kuzma as their newest assistant librarian. He is paid in food and his duties include entertaining children, wearing a cute bow tie, and peeing on the "Grumpy Cat" book. Here is a video all about this little guy, I think -- it is in Russian.

(via The Atlantic)

Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for Crushable.com, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.