Si! Si Robertson! How are you?

Whoa. What an interesting state of being. You seem wise.

So, can you offer me any life advice? 

Damn. That's some good stuff. How come I've never come up with any of that?

Fair point, good sir. You nailed it.

Man. You've got a lot going on, Si.

Si... you have lovely humps?

Um, Uncle Si? I think you might be confused about what that term means.


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Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.