"Hello, Ryan Lochte. How are you?"

"Well, that's certainly good to hear."

"So, Ryan, tell me a little about yourself."

"Wow. Okay. That seems a little strange, but I guess-"

"Um. I actually don't have any plans."

"Well, what do you suggest?"

"Sure, Ryan Lochte. I'm up for sushi."

"Anything else?"