Charlie Hunnam. You've just been cast as fictional dreamboat/BDSM-enthusiast Christian Grey. Congratulations!

So, do you think you can live up to this already iconic character?

And how do you feel knowing that grandmas are going to be masturbating to your image?

Sorry, too much too soon? Okay, how do you feel about bolstering the fuzzy handcuff industry? Are you excited to do be doing that?

Would you rather talk about anal beads, then?

Ooh. Interesting choice of words, Charlie.

Okay, okay. Relax. New line of questioning: are you, Charlie Hunnam, yourself simply "Twilight" fan fiction?

How many helicopters do you own?

Can I put a finger up your butt?

Anyway, good luck with that role, bud!