Hey, Channing. Thanks for taking the time to meet with me.

So, let's talk about 'White House Down.' What was it like working with Roland Emmerich?

In terms of the themes of the film, can you talk a little about what freedom means to you?

I actually meant more, like, on a personal level.

Okay, well, what about your chemistry with Jamie Foxx in the movie? Did you have to work at that, or did it just come naturally?

Channing, do you have anything to say about "White House Down"?

Yeah, that wasn't about the movie.

Oh my god, you have ADHD, don't you?

Really, there's no need to get violent.

Oh my god. Okay, I'm leaving now. 

Yeah. Bye, Channing Tatum.

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Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for Crushable.com, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.