Whose colonoscopy tape got higher ratings than "How I Met Your Mother"? Has testicles with an IQ of 91? Once punched a bald eagle because he wasn't American enough? If you answered "Bill Brasky" to any of the above questions you would be 100% right, and thanks to Will Ferrell's special guest appearance on last night's "SNL" we learned even more alleged factoids about the greatest salesman of all time, who became a staple during the "Anchorman 2" star's run on the late-night series way, way back in the mid-to-late 1990s. You know, when Lorde was born.

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A former contributor to sites including MTV's The Backlot and Bloody-Disgusting, Chris Eggertsen worked in film development before indulging his love of pop culture writing full time. He specializes in horror, the intersection of social issues and entertainment and Howard Stern. He's on Twitter @HitFixChris.