If there's any public figure who deserves his very own biopic, like, immediately, it is Rob Ford, the rotund, massively red-faced mayor of Toronto who suffered an epic public meltdown after his crack-smoking ways were revealed to all the world. So who should play the buffoonish bureaucrat? Check out our eight slam-dunk casting ideas in the gallery below, then vote for your favorite in the poll further down.

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Who do you think should play Rob Ford?