This just in: 50 Cent is terrible at baseball. Witness his ceremonial opening pitch at tonight's Mets game, where the rapper-turned-entrepreneur Baba Booeyed it so hard that he almost took out a camera man. Like, that camera man was not even close to home plate, and as I understand it that's where you're supposed to aim the ball. So.

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A former contributor to sites including MTV's The Backlot and Bloody-Disgusting, Chris Eggertsen worked in film development before indulging his love of pop culture writing full time. He specializes in horror, the intersection of social issues and entertainment and Howard Stern. He's on Twitter @HitFixChris.