Things you will learn by watching this video: 1) Adela is three. 2) Adela loves Shredded Wheat. 3) Adela knows the word "vagina." 4) Adela is not afraid to use the word "vagina."

Long live Adela.

A former contributor to sites including MTV's The Backlot and Bloody-Disgusting, Chris Eggertsen worked in film development before indulging his love of pop culture writing full time. He specializes in horror, the intersection of social issues and entertainment and Howard Stern. He's on Twitter @HitFixChris.