#1 - Being thankful that everyone's college experience was equally traumatizing.

Source: Late Night Jimmy

 

#2 - Being thankful this deadly killer has been shamed by terrible footwear.

Source: Stupid F-cking Questions

 

#3 - Being thankful for the glory that is October, hereby renamed Spicetober in honor of

our dark Lord Pumpkin Spice.

Source: Late Night Jimmy

 

#4 - Being thankful for ladders that only wanted to step up and do the right thing by

our mom.

Source: Stupid F-cking Questions

 

#5 - Being thankful the animal kingdom remembers goth, even if scene kids don't.

Source: Late Night Jimmy

 

#7 #6 - Being thankful for the invention of calculators because who knows what

40% off $42.99 is really?

Source: Late Night Jimmy

 

#7 - Being thankful for little understood grammar that makes you look smart when

used properly.

Source: Stupid F-cking Questions

 

#8 - Being thankful for the complexities of the English language.

Source: Late Night Jimmy

 

#9 - Being grateful pears understand when said complexity has reached its limits.

Source: Late Night Jimmy

 

#10 - Butts.

Source: Late Night Jimmy

 

 #11 - Being thankful your didn't realize this until you were an adult (if you were lucky).

Source: Late Night Jimmy

 

#12 - And of course, being thankful our silent benevolent overlords do not strip of of our

archaic need for pants.

Source: Late Night Jimmy