If you're anything like me, your reaction when you heard Edward Norton is hosting this weekend's episode of "SNL" momentarily turned you into a teenage girl from the mid-80s. Which is to say, you shouted, "Boooo-riiiiiiing!" at the top of your lungs and rolled your eyes so hard you had to use your slap bracelet to smack 'em back into place. But really, isn't there anyone else available who could bring a little more... I don't know, pizazz?

But you know what? It could be worse. Saturday's show could be hosted by one of these 10 choices who are somehow even more boring than Ed.