The return of "Downton Abbey" means many things to many people: a chance to work on your hoity-toity accent, the opportunity to take a shot every time Lady Mary says something awful, hilariously awkward sex innuendo. But for some of us, the best part of watching "Downton" is simultaneously reading Patton Oswalt's livetweets about the addictive show. Patton was back in action last night for the Season 4 premiere, slinging zingers at the whole Crowley clan. Here are some highlights:

Bonus: Patton's younger brother Matt Oswalt, also a comedian (and the creator of the hilarious "Puddinstrip" web series, saw Patton's livetweeting as an opportunity for live hilarious mockery. Here are some of those gems:


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Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.