Shelby Fero will rule the world one day -- give her, like, I don't know, six months to a year? An accomplished stand-up, a writer for the upcoming "Midnight Show with Pete Holmes," and a ubiquitous presence when it comes to funny stuff on the Internet, it's probably worth mentioning that Shelby happens to be only 19-years-old.

19! Do they seriously still make them that young? Just thinking about it is exhausting, which is why I like to drink just a little bit of Shelby's vibrant, youthful blood every time I'm feeling tired. Anyway, that was creepy, so without further unsettling ado, here are 10 of @shelbyfero's funniest tweets.

10. "You give me one leather jacket, I invest it, then give you back TWO leather jackets!" - Fonzi Scheme

9. Internet, you've made a compelling argument. Sleep: present your case..

8. "There are no stupid questions." - someone who's never watched a movie with my mom

7. Pets are like a snooze button for your ovaries.

6. I'm Morrissey depressed not Van Gogh depressed.

5. Dunno about "gaydar" but I can tell a Zack from a Zach a mile away.

4. Just realized all books are different combinations of the same 26 letters. This is bullshit!

3. "So I was on a spaceship, and you were there, but it was not you, you know? Anyways..." - MLK's less important dream

2. "All dressed up and nowhere to go." – penguins

1. When your limbs fall asleep that's death seeing how far he can get without you noticing.

Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.