10 hilarious tweets from comedian Megan Amram
Trying to pick Megan Amram's 10 greatest tweets is something of an impossible task, because every single thing on her feed belongs inside one of those Indiana Jones temples next to skulls made of the most golden gold, chalices inlaid with rubies, and piles and piles of all the Bitcoin you could ever hope to get your hands on.
Which is to say: put a gun to my head and I'd have to argue that Megan is one of the cleverest human beings in the entire world. (Unless the point of the gun to my head is to get me to say that you are the cleverest human being in the entire world, in which case, yes, you're very funny, please don't shoot.)
Megan, who tweets as @meganamram, is a prolific jokester who currently writes for your favorite show, "Parks & Recreation." Here are just 10 of what could very easily be a list of hundreds of perfect tweets.
10. Our scariest president was probably Rushmore, because he had four heads
9. Dolls teach girls very unrealistic body standards. A Russian doesn't have to have many tiny Russians inside her to be beautiful.
8. WHY was Mario Kart not called "Mario Speedwagon"
7. There's no way to prove that all murders aren't just time travelers killing future Hitlers
6. "I like this girl but she doesn't even know I exist" – God
5. If embryos are people, ultrasounds are child pornography
4. "I" before "e" except after "Old MacDonald had a farm"
3. At what age does Ryan Gosling have to change his name to Ryan Goose
2. This is a pretty shitty flash mob. It's in my living room, only my family showed up, and they're just telling me to stop drinking.
1. I think the most fucked up thing about the Catholic Church is that they force Bishops to only move in diagonals
2009 | Documentary | PGSummary: Guitarists The Edge, Jimmy Page, and Jack White tell the story of their instrument of choice, and explore the many styles of design, playing, and guitar performance.Director: Davis Guggenheim
Cast: Jimmy Page, The Edge, Jack White
1989 | War | RSummary: Robert Gould Shaw leads the US Civil War's first all-black volunteer company, fighting prejudices of both his own Union army and the Confederates.Director: Edward Zwick
Cast: Matthew Broderick, Denzel Washington, Cary Elwes, Morgan Freeman
2015 | Drama | NRSummary: Big and boisterous melodrama following a music mogul and the struggle between his three sons and ex-wife to dominate the next phase of his company’s future.Director: Lee Daniels, Danny Strong (creators)
Cast: Lizzy Leigh, Bryshere Y. Gray, Jussie Smollett, Taraji P. Henson, Terrence Howard
1995 | Drama | PG-13Summary: Clueless follows the misadventures of meddlesome Beverly Hills high schooler Cher, who gets more than she bargained for when she gives a fashion-challenged student a makeover.Director: Amy Heckerling
Cast: Alicia Silverstone, Stacey Dash, Brittany Murphy, Paul Rudd
2013 | Animation | PGSummary: In this irreverent, hilarious, adventurous buddy comedy for audiences of all ages, directed by Jimmy Hayward (Horton Hears a Who!), two turkeys from opposite sides of the tracks must put aside their differences and team up to travel back in time to change the course of history - and get turkey of...Director: Jimmy Hayward
Cast: Woody Harrelson, Owen Wilson, Amy Poehler, Dan Fogler
1998 | Animation | GSummary: A tomboyish girl disguises herself as a young man so she can fight with the Imperial Chinese Army against the invading Huns. With help from wise-cracking dragon Mushu, Mulan just might save her country -- and win the heart of handsome Captain Li Shang.Director: Tony Bancroft, Barry Cook
Cast: Ming-Na Wen, Lea Salonga, June Foray, Soon-Tek Oh
1977 | Documentary | NRSummary: Pumping Iron is a 1977 documentary film about the run-up to the 1975 Mr. Olympia bodybuilding competition. The film focuses on Arnold Schwarzenegger and his competitors, Lou Ferrigno and Franco Columbu. The documentary was co-directed by Robert Fiore and George Butler. It was based on the book of...Director: George Butler, Robert Fiore
Cast: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Franco Columbu, Lou Ferrigno, Roger Callard
2005 | Comedy | PGSummary: The story of Little Red Riding Hood (Anne Hathaway) is rebuilt from the ground up in this hip-hop influenced animated vision that re-examines every character in the old tale.Director: Cory Edwards
Cast: Anne Hathaway, Glenn Close, Patrick Warburton
1958 | Drama | NRSummary: The Hellcats are an all-female gang bent on bucking authority and terrorizing the schools by doing things like having a bad attitude toward their teachers and parents. When Joyce, a new student, moves into the neighborhood, she draws the attention of The Hellcats. Desperate for acceptance and unh...Director: Edward Bernds
Cast: Yvonne Fedderson, Brett Halsey, Jana Lund, Susanne Sidney
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