I don't know what your sexuality is and I don't care. I mean, it doesn't matter. No matter what your general tendencies are, I can guarantee you have at least a little bit of a crush on George Clooney, who is basically the platonic ideal of a human being. The actor, who's currently in the midst of shooting Brad Bird's "Tomorrowland," headed over to Reddit for an AMA. Here are 10 utterly charming responses.

1. A mullet. The man had a mullet.


2. Um, Brad who?! 

3. Look, the guy just really likes shoes, okay?

4. On playing a cartoon dog:

5. Eyes so full of sorrow:

6. This is just a charming tale from the "O Brother, Where Art Thou?" set:

7. Oh, to play a sports thing with George.

8. Here's what he thinks of Sandra Bullock:

9. Any Batman regrets?

10. And finally, some thoughts on that famous rotten prank.

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Liana Maeby grew up in Los Angeles and it has made her just as terrible as you'd expect. A graduate of USC's film school, she previously worked as an editor for Crushable.com, and has written for publications like Interview and The Village Voice. Her first book, a satirical work entitled "Earl Can Hurl (You Can Hurl Too)" written when she was eight, remains unpublished.