Everything’s all sad now, because Godric has let himself catch on fire in the sun. Loney gitt-tar music plays as Sookie walks back into her room in the Hemophiliac Hilton. Or is it her room? Eric Northman is shi...
Errrrybody stand back! Jealous Hick has a bomb, and Lorena is crying blood! It's armageddon at Club Vampire!
Jealous Hick detonates a bomb laced with silver at Godric's house, and some vampires and humans get done bl...
News flash: Vampires cannot use the contractions, for they must speak every word the long, convoluted way, yes. For any other way must degrade and detract from the inborn blood dignity of the vampire. Or some sort of ...
If I think of Lafayette, he will appear. If I think of Lafayette, he will appear.
Dammit, it's just Sam, the shape-shiftin' sacrifice. We've had, what, six episodes of True Blood Season Two and we've go...
Now taking all bets: Will Vampire Bill prove snoozeworthy this episode or merely boring? Either way, the house wins, addicted viewers like us lose.
[Full recap of Sunday (July 26) night's "True Blood," titled "Hard-H...
How much longer, you True Blood producers? How much longer until I get my all-Lafayette special? Things are getting awfully serious with the rest of the residents of Bon Temps -- human and otherwise. Is it so wrong to...
Plunk on that git-tar, long may she twang! It's the opening theme music that signals yet another new episode of "True Blood"! For our theme singer, not much has changed; he still wants to do bad thangs with yoooooo. B...
When a human becomes a vampire, several terrible things happen at once: The person becomes undead, develops a craving for blood and discovers a profound enjoyment for glaring and staring off into the middle distance. ...
Great day in the mornin! It’s only five seconds into this here episode two of True Blood and I already want something chicken-fried. Or a burger. Burger would be good. Hey, Lafayette, can you maybe grill me up a...
Come on Lafayette. Wake up, gurl. Get up out that car. Put on some lip gloss and a tank top and bust out some fangs and come back as the man-eater you’ve always wanted to be. Git up. GIT UP. GIT ...
[Did he git...
